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Sunday 1 May 2022

Crisis Management, by Paul Francis

 Crisis Management

You can’t switch leaders in a time of war –
until Ukraine is sorted, hell or bust.
(It’s only happened fourteen times before).
We need a man that nobody can trust.
Looked at objectively, it can’t be right
to let this nonsense force him to resign.
The lion of Kyiv, withdrawing from the fight,
for something trivial, like a parking fine?
If he goes, you can bet the Kremlin cheers.
Putin is scared, he’s running for his life
because Brit sanctions hurt him, it appears
- no more mixed doubles with the donor’s wife.
Big Dog must stay. This is his finest hour.
We’re Tories, and we must cling on to power.

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